Further Humiliation

Just when it couldn't get any worse...

Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs

staff:

One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

yoisthisracist:

witharowapoa asked: Yo, WTF?!
 Yo, you know what, at the end of the day I guess it’s hard to say for sure if this means the robot that writes Google results is racist, or is everyone who searches for stuff on Google is on average racist.

yoisthisracist:

witharowapoa asked: Yo, WTF?!


Yo, you know what, at the end of the day I guess it’s hard to say for sure if this means the robot that writes Google results is racist, or is everyone who searches for stuff on Google is on average racist.
animalstalkinginallcaps:

DARREN, COULD YOU PICK UP SOME COFFEE ON YOUR WAY HOME? WE’RE ALMOST OUT.
WHY DON’T YOU PICK UP SOME MORE METHODS OF KYRIARCHAL OPPRESSION WHILE YOU’RE OUT TOO, DAD! EXERT YOUR IMPERIALIST MOTTLED-FEATHER INFLUENCE UPON MARGINALIZED GROUPS AT THE SUPERMARKET! REINFORCE OPPRESSIVE AND SYSTEMICALLY ACCEPTED HIERARCHIES THROUGH CONSTANT DISMISSAL OF VALID AND UNDERREPRESENTED VOICES! USE YOUR REPULSIVE MALE GAZE TO FORCE US INTO VALUE-QUANTITATIVE BOXES OF REPRODUCTIVE VIABILITY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STRIPPING US OF OUR SAFETY AND EQUITY! YOU EVIL FUCKHEAD! YOU SCUMBAG! I SPIT ON YOUR PRIVILEGE! I DEFY YOU AND ALL YOU REPRESENT!
… HOW ABOUT YOU JUST START WITH COFFEE, DARREN. I’LL HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH ALICE ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME SHE SPENDS ON THE INTERNET, AND YOU JUST PICK UP SOME COFFEE. I THINK THAT’S BEST.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DARREN, COULD YOU PICK UP SOME COFFEE ON YOUR WAY HOME? WE’RE ALMOST OUT.

WHY DON’T YOU PICK UP SOME MORE METHODS OF KYRIARCHAL OPPRESSION WHILE YOU’RE OUT TOO, DAD! EXERT YOUR IMPERIALIST MOTTLED-FEATHER INFLUENCE UPON MARGINALIZED GROUPS AT THE SUPERMARKET! REINFORCE OPPRESSIVE AND SYSTEMICALLY ACCEPTED HIERARCHIES THROUGH CONSTANT DISMISSAL OF VALID AND UNDERREPRESENTED VOICES! USE YOUR REPULSIVE MALE GAZE TO FORCE US INTO VALUE-QUANTITATIVE BOXES OF REPRODUCTIVE VIABILITY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STRIPPING US OF OUR SAFETY AND EQUITY! YOU EVIL FUCKHEAD! YOU SCUMBAG! I SPIT ON YOUR PRIVILEGE! I DEFY YOU AND ALL YOU REPRESENT!

… HOW ABOUT YOU JUST START WITH COFFEE, DARREN. I’LL HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH ALICE ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME SHE SPENDS ON THE INTERNET, AND YOU JUST PICK UP SOME COFFEE. I THINK THAT’S BEST.